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More Odd News than you can handle!
It’s the last day of the 2021 Dog Days of Podcasting. That means it’s time to roll up the carpet on our daily Odd News stories until next August. But, before we close the books on this odd Summer, Clinton wants to share a few special headlines with you. (Run time: 7-1/2 minutes)
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Transcript:
CLINTON
Oh, hi there. Clinton here. And here isn’t today’s odd news story.
See, we’ve reached the end of the 2021 Dog Days of Podcasting event. I could bring you one more Odd News story, but I’ve collected so many. It just doesn’t seem fair to have any of them fade away without recognizing their true absurdity. No, these stories are too Odd to go to waste.
Sure, I could save them for next year. But if doing this two years in a row has taught me anything, is that odd is a constant. There will be more insanity between now and next August. And then, during the next Dog Days, you and I will share those small tears in the fabric of the universe.
So, let us end the 2021 Dog Days of Podcasting with a countdown of the 32 oddest story headlines we didn’t get a chance to cover.
32: France’s Macron: I will not surrender my umbrella
31: Georgia firefighters help ‘embarrassed’ raccoon out of a jam
30: Doritos pay teen £15,000 for super rare ‘puffed out’ nacho chip
29: Loose wallaby captured in Pennsylvania, origins remain a mystery.
28: Single teacher breaks off engagement and marries herself in (£50) wedding instead
27: Identical twin women find love with identical twin brothers – and all live together
26: Police respond to report of home intruder, find robot vacuum
25: Man finds $130,000 taped to bottom of used fridge
24: Bear tears up car, leaves beer cans unopened after getting trapped inside vehicle in Colorado
23: Finalists announced in search for America’s Best Restroom
22: Australia man ties bedsheets together to escape 4th floor hotel quarantine
21: Man builds drivable Navy destroyer on golf cart
20: ‘I live in the Tower of London – I’ve seen ghosts and need permission to leave’
19: Animal rescuers in Iowa find reported loose gator was plush toy
18: British Columbia singer breaks record for lowest note by a female.
17: Woman wearing fox costume chases daughter down Chicago streets.
16: A Small Florida Town Accidentally Sold Its Water Tower For $55,000
15: Silver monolith torched in Congo after mysterious appearance
14: Couple who ‘couldn’t afford a Lamborghini’ decided to buy a hearse instead
13: Police Say A Cicada Is Responsible For A Car Crash In Ohio
12: Man who died 3,000 years ago with 790 injuries is earliest known shark attack victim
11: Goose flying upside down was showing off to friends, say experts
10: Groom goes to wrong wedding venue, nearly marries a stranger in Indonesia
9: Listen to the music of a spider’s web. Tell me what do you hear?
8: Woman explains why you should always ‘stay away’ from random staircases in the woods
7: Feline okay? The app that tells you if your cat’s happy
6: Mechanic customizes car to shoot flames from headlights
5: Man bowls a perfect game with ball containing his father’s ashes
4: Fish with mouth of human-like teeth caught in North Carolina
3: Noah’s Ark impounded in Ipswich for not having paperwork to say it’s seaworthy
1: Backseat cows spotted in Wisconsin McDonald’s drive-through line
1: Doctors figure out why woman was lactating from her armpit.
CLINTON
Okay, hopefully that was enough Odd to hold you over for a while. After a short break to take care of some convention travel, comedy4cast will be back, as we return to more of what has been going on in Middling Fair, that will lead up to our next every-day-of-the-month event, the April 2022 Podcast-a-Day Spectacular, and then, eventually it’s back to another month of Odd News next summer.
But for now, thank for listening. And that’s it. We’re done, done, done, done, done. Bye bye.