832-Aug05

comedy4cast #832

Odd News PAC for August 5, 2025

"Looking Into The Pillow Case"

Written by

Clinton Alvord

CAST

(in order of appearance, where possible, otherwise by actor)

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CLINTON............................CLINTON ALVORD

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ID ANNOUNCER

The comedy4cast network. Let's dog ear that for now.

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CLINTON

It's time, once again, for the Dog Days of Podcasting, a call for podcasters to try to put out a podcast every day in August. For more information and to hear all the shows, go to dogdaysofpodcasting.com.

We always take this time to provide you with some interesting, yet totally useless Odd News. And this year, to celebrate the Platinum Annivesary of comedy4cast, or PAC for short, we'll end each Dog Days episode with part of a classic c4c episode. So, let's get started with "Odd News PAC"!

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STORY: THE PILLOW CASE

CLINTON

If you've ever flown on a plane, you know there's one thing that's more of a hassle than anything else. Figuring out how the sink works in the restroom at the terminal. I mean, I put my hands right underneath the faucet. Why isn't it turning on? Is there any soap in this thing? How come the sink next to mine works and this doesn't? And how do I get the paper towels to come out of this dispenser? Oh Sorry. That's just me. No, the issue is luggage. Especially that age-old balance of paying for a checked bag versus the free items you can bring with you into the cabin.

Well some flyers have come up with a hack that is helping them avoid shelling out for a checked bag. And it doesn't even involve putting on every single item of clothing you plan to wear on vacation just before you board the flight. That's silly. Right? Who...Who would do that? This hack takes advantage of an apparent loophole in airline regulations.

See, most airlines allow passengers to bring a carry on and a personal item into the cabin, but then, I guess you can also bring along a travel pillow without that counting as baggage. That makes some sense. It's soft and squishy. It doesn't need to go into the overhead bin or under the seat. It's a perfect way to try to squeeze a bit more comfort out of an airline seat that was designed for a five foot tall person who has the width of a sheet of paper. However, where some people view this pillow thing as a benefit, other travelers see it as an opportunity. These frequent triers are stuffing clothes and other soft items into the pillow case and using it more as an incognito duffel bag than a comfy headrest. That could explain why, on my last flight, I saw a passenger in row 12 accidentally dropped their pillow and the plane suddenly dove down 300 feet.

This whole pillow hack's been going on for while now, so the airlines are beginning to notice. Which means, if you try this hack, you run the risk of getting caught. And it might be a bit embarrasing to be tossed off of a flight because you had a pillowcase stuffed with jean shorts, crocs and eight bags of Cheez-its you bought at the Hudson New.

Of course, I suppose you could try to claim that's what you ALWAYS have in your pillowcase. Right? But to sell that, you might have to do some prep work. Show up for the flight looking like you haven't slept in a month and constantly complain about agonizing neck pain.

It's worth a shot.

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CLIP: THE OFFICIAL SKETCH

GILES

And now, celebrate the 20 years of comedy4cast with this classic clip!

This clip is from May of 2007. After hearing a radio station declare itself the Official Radio Station of Summer, I wondered how that particular title had been bestowed. Realizing no one but the advertising department had conferred the title, I decide to do some bestowing of my own...

CLINTON

I've seen or heard ads about products being everything from the official drink to the official antacid of summer.

So you know what? That's right.

comedy4cast is now the official podcast of summer. How about that? In fact, comedy4cast is now the official podcast of spring. It's the official podcast of winter. comedy4cast is the official podcast of fall and autumn.

Now, naturally, comedy4cast is the official podcast of the number four. But it's also the official podcast of electricity, footwear, and the wheel. comedy4cast is the official podcast of powered air flight, gorillas, the tulip, stairs, cheesecake, and the Pacific Ocean.

No, strike that. comedy4cast is the official podcast of all water everywhere in the universe.

Speaking of which, comedy4cast is the official podcast of Mars, the Crab Nebula, Alpha Centauri, and even poor downgraded Pluto. We love an underdog.

comedy4cast is the official podcast of the color orange and the color blue. It's the official podcast of granite, diamonds, and gold. Heck, it's the gold standard of official podcasts. It's the award-winning gold standard of official podcasts.

In fact, comedy4cast is the official podcast of the internet.

Anyway, I just wanted to let you know.

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CLINTON

That about wraps it up for today's Odd News PAC. But first, a shout out to the comedy4cast Patreon patrons, including our producer level patron, Paul Barrie, from the A Window to the Magic podcast at windowtothemagic.com. You too can support comedy4castand get episodes before everyone else for as little as $2 a month. Just search for comedy4cast, all one word with the number 4, on Patreon.com.

Talk to you again next time! But for now, that's it. We're done, done, done, done, done. Bye bye!

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